Morning Person?

I got a question for everyone. How the fuck acutally let me re write that HOW THE FUCK do people wake up in the morning and have a ridiculous amount of energy. I honestly don't understand it. I'm currently in class it's 8:26am and i'm tired as hell. I have an 8am class every tuesday and it's one of the hardest things i do every week. I'm sitting her looking at my teacher and this shaggy looking dude is full of energy, while im ready to die.

Personally i have always had a problem waking up early. As soon as someone wakes me up after i clearly have not gotten enough sleep i officially hate that person for the day. Whether it's my mom, sister, friend or grandparent. Call me an asshole if you like but i like and need my sleep. Can someone please explain to me how to be a morning person because honestly it makes no sense to me. Thinking back to the media no one on television who has to wake up early is happy. Aladdin for example when that big sand lion looking mother fucker was awoken at the beginning of the movie he was cheesed. Dude was look who dares awake me from my slumber. Thing looked like it was ready to kill a nigga.

Another example is zombies. I think i actually figured out why zombies come back from the dead and kill people. It's because some dumb ass wakes them up and their cheesed. Their outlet for this is to kill. My theory on this is the zombies think that if they kill all the people there won't be any noise and they could sleep. I can relate to this because when I get woken up i want to bite whoever woke me ups head off. And i usually do verbally. Not intentionally though it is somewhat subconcious it just happens. For the most part i don't even know what i'm saying.

Anyways give me some feedback and let me know how to be a morning person because i don't like be all crabby first thing in the morning but i can't help it

Snypez Signing Off

Old People x Technology

So for those of you didn't know i work at a Rogers Plus store. So today we finally got our bill payment kiosk working. So basically if your paying a rogers cable, wireless or internet bill by credit, debit or cash you have to pay there. It's all touch screen very staright forward and easy to use. Anyways while i was working this old woman walked in ready to pay her bill. I kindly told her that we have a new electronic kiosk and I would show her how to use it. So we walked over and as soon as she saw it she looked at me and said "i refuse to pay on this machine" I looked and her and explained that it was very easy to use and i would even do it for her. She looked at me crossed her arms like a child and said no. I then asked why and she said "technology is taking over the world soon people won't be working at it will be all machines." Now i personally agree with this but come on give me a break i'm tired i don't want to be working and now your make life more difficuly for me. I don't know if any of you see the irony in this. Basically she coming into a rogers to pay her wireless, cable and internet bill so clearly at home your using technology and then you come and tell me you refuse to use it. As Lil Wayne said is this a misunderstanding because i don't understand it.

This is Snypez signing off :)

Pharrell x Mcdonalds

So my boy maki decided to send me this video that i found hilarious (thanks maki). I don't know if Pharrelll was on something but personally I don't think i would ever break out in dance and song while attempting to order food.

Just an extra note Crack is a hell of a drug

Mad White Jamaican

Is He Really Jamaican? If So Where's His Dreadlocks And Isn't He Supposed To Smoke Ganja?

Google

This is one of the best Google theme's Ive seen and it wasn't even a holiday just a random day good job google :P

First Blog - Windsor Sport Weekend

First Blog
Hey what's up this is Snypez and this is actually my first blog i have ever written. I would get into more about myself but i guess over time the people who actually read this will catch on to the type of person i am. From what i understand this is more of a place to get feelings out and just share different things that interest me and things that happen in my day to day life. Starting this was actually inspired by my boy Will's blog you should check it out: http://lostinthewillderness.com/blog/

Anyways the weekend that just passed i attended Windsor Sport Weekend. It was my first time ever going and at first i wasn't sure what to expect. It took us 3 and half hour drive to get their (which is quite gruesome and my ass was in pain lol) but it was a fun drive with me and some of my friends we just cracked bare jokes, jammed out to some music and coasted. Once we finally got their we checked in got comfortable in the room then set out to find some food (I eat a lot guys)

Enough of the boring shit. Our hotel had three buses of people coming for the Sports Weekend and once they got their it was chaos well for them anyways. While they were all in the lobby attempting to get organized i was on the balcony overlooking the lobby drinking my rum and coke and laughing. I'm not mean but to see like at least 100+ people crammed up in a small space it was kind of funny.

After they got settle everyone headed down to the club which turned out to be a country club they had rented out. Overall the night was fun everyone danced drank and had a good time. After the "club" everyone went back to the hotel and got twist. There was a ridiculous amount of liqueur and weed in that hotel every corner you turn someone is sparking a blunt and every room you walked into someone was smashed. Basically everyone was just fucking everyone else. And i just chilled out with some of my female friends which people automatically assumed i was fucking even though i wasn't didn't and never will. Any who the hotel basically looked like Young street on caribanna crammed into a series of small hallways. Every floor you went on you would see bare dudes grabbing up girls trying to get the to come back to their room and really it was kinda sad i must say but oh well for the dudes who tried and didn't succeed it get's rough for the dude's who succeeded in finding a random girl to fuck you probably caught something so once again it gets rough.

The second day we went out got some timmies. And then went off to the talent/fashion show. To tell you the truth i wasn't really impressed by a lot of the performances this one dude i can't recall his name was amazing he was a poet of sorts and had the crowd going crazy. Another performance i enjoyed was my nigga Redway we ripped the stage (Big ups to Highclass) After the rappers their were the pretty generic dance groups you see at every talent show rated inc. did very well and some other group i can't remember their names but they did well as well. The fashion portion wasn't all that great majority of the models weren't really models they seemed more like they were just picked out of the crowd. Overall I wasn't to thrilled with the fashion portion of the show.

After that we went to the hotel drank got twist went to the club where elephant man performed. It was a good performance. I acutally saw him at the Hilton later on that night talking to some big skinned girl in the lobby lol. With all the DJ's and promoters around him. But anyways got back to the hotel after the second "club" (same place as the first night just a different room) and it was basically the exact same miniature version of Young street so i did what i did the night before and chilled out with my friends.

Final day we woke up after 2 WHOLE hours of sleep got packed, checked out and headed back on the road. Well before we left we stopped at a Chinese restaurant called the Flying Tiger ( Reminded me of Flying tiger hidden dragon lol) The food wasn't bad service sucked though but w.e shit happens. So we ate then embarked on our 3 and half hour journey home.

In the end of the day would i go to Windsor sport weekend next year? Quite possibly it was a good time with some good people as long as you don't associate yourself with the people who aren't so good :)

This Is Snypez Signing Off :P