Morning Person?

I got a question for everyone. How the fuck acutally let me re write that HOW THE FUCK do people wake up in the morning and have a ridiculous amount of energy. I honestly don't understand it. I'm currently in class it's 8:26am and i'm tired as hell. I have an 8am class every tuesday and it's one of the hardest things i do every week. I'm sitting her looking at my teacher and this shaggy looking dude is full of energy, while im ready to die.

Personally i have always had a problem waking up early. As soon as someone wakes me up after i clearly have not gotten enough sleep i officially hate that person for the day. Whether it's my mom, sister, friend or grandparent. Call me an asshole if you like but i like and need my sleep. Can someone please explain to me how to be a morning person because honestly it makes no sense to me. Thinking back to the media no one on television who has to wake up early is happy. Aladdin for example when that big sand lion looking mother fucker was awoken at the beginning of the movie he was cheesed. Dude was look who dares awake me from my slumber. Thing looked like it was ready to kill a nigga.

Another example is zombies. I think i actually figured out why zombies come back from the dead and kill people. It's because some dumb ass wakes them up and their cheesed. Their outlet for this is to kill. My theory on this is the zombies think that if they kill all the people there won't be any noise and they could sleep. I can relate to this because when I get woken up i want to bite whoever woke me ups head off. And i usually do verbally. Not intentionally though it is somewhat subconcious it just happens. For the most part i don't even know what i'm saying.

Anyways give me some feedback and let me know how to be a morning person because i don't like be all crabby first thing in the morning but i can't help it

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